Ripe Cards

old old old old $3.00	jesus called. he said you're fucking old. $3.00	birthdays and butterflies $3.00
TRENDSETTER $3.00	shitty list about getting old. $3.00	Last Birthday $3.00
birthday poem $3.00	the years have been kind to you $3.00	you are fucking REALLY old. $3.00
you fart dust $3.00	wrinkles and mothball smell $3.00	Mom Said... $3.00
birthday wish $3.00	holy shit you're old $3.00	happy birthday. whore. $3.00