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holy shit you're old
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holy shit you're old.

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like really old. like your genitals are starting to fossilize. like you were there when they discovered fire. like a pterodactyl could have eaten you. like you could have shot pool with jesus. fuck. good luck with that. happy birthday.
holy shit you're old
Model: HB-HOLY
$3.00
getting old sucks. we suggest rubbing it in someone's face.
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