Outside
he is an asshole. pathetic loser. insensitive narcissistic fucknugget. stinky leaky rectum. crab infested disco pubed freak. someone should give his scrotum an indian sunburn. i hope he gets syphilis. spineless coward. he makes a steaming heap of corn-ridden shit look sexy. genital herpes are more charming than he is. emotionally stunted fuck. lazy ugly jackass. jesus called, he hates him too. he deserves a humiliating ass-kicking. pitiful ball-less bastard. eating your own vomit would be more pleasurable than spending time with that selfish two-faced lying assmonkey. he brings unsatisfying to a new level, even his own cock has to fake it when he masturbates. mucus-eating ass amigo. fuck him and the petite penis he rode in on. his daddy should have pulled out and spit on the wall. he's a useless commitment-phobic, relationship murdering mother fucker.

Inside
when "i hate him" just isn't enough.

5x7 he is a...

Model: 029

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note: font size is the same for inside and outside of printed card.