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masturbation.  thinking of you.  (from her)
Outside
rubbin' the nubbin, teasing the kitty, buffing the bead, glazing the donut, butterin' the muffin, cleaning the carpet, fisting your mister, driving miss daisy, beating around the bush, dance of the stinky pinky, twirling the pearl, basting the turkey, strumming the clitar, burying the knuckle, petting the bunny, spelunking the hot pocket, clam bake for one, banging the box, jiggling your jenny, brushing the afro, playing the slots, parting the red sea, touching the tuna, fluffing the muff, pounding the flounder, working out at the Y, cleaning between the camel's toes, rubbin' hood, spanking the peach, tickling the turtle, tossing the one bean salad, fingerpainting, paddling the pink canoe, leaving it to beaver, two-fingered taco tango, itching the ditch, menage a moi.

Inside
thinking of you.
masturbation. thinking of you. (from her)
Model: M GG
$3.00
dirty bird. you'll go blind.
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