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masturbation.  thinking of you. (from him)
Outside
beating the bishop, honking the bobo, holding the sausage hostage, beating the meat, 5 finger disco, buffing the banana, burping the worm, organ olympics, choking the chicken, glazing the donut, punching the clown, cleaning the rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, pounding the flounder, tug-o-war with the cyclops, blueball baseball, clubbing the baby seal, chucking the yogurt, brushing the afro, spanking elvis, flogging the general, yanking yoda, playing a flute solo, driving the skin bus, wonking the willie, painting the pickle, arm wrestling the purple headed storm trooper, diddle the fiddle, polishing the banister, buttering the corn, banging the bacon, knocking over the weeble, unclogging the drain, pumping the python, cuddlin the kielbasa, whipping the weasel, pulling the pope, stroking the wookie, slamming the ham, jackin the beanstalk, menage a moi.

Inside
thinking of you.
masturbation. thinking of you. (from him)
Model: M BB
$3.00
you do it. a lot. everyone knows.
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