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valentine - ways to say i love you...
Outside
like a fat kid loves donuts. like your mom loves anal. like a priest loves boys. like a lonely chick loves cats. like your daddy loves porn. like tiny boobs loved padded bras. like a crack whore loves blow. like a boy loves masturbating. like crabs love pubic hair. like cows love a vegetarian. like a bulimic loves her finger. like a proctologist loves ass.

Inside
i love you. happy valentine's day.
valentine - ways to say i love you...
Model: v03
$3.00
this card pretty much says it all.
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