Outside turning another year older isn't so bad. you've got a lot of things to look forward to. like old person smell, wrinkles, diabetes, hemorroids, age spots, the ability to remove your teeth, your friends dying, loss of hair, eating dinner at 3 in the afternoon, jello, osteoporosis, heart disease, incontinence and adult diapers, driving 15 miles an hour below the speed limit, napping, senior discounts, hair growth on your nose and ears, forgetting things, medicare, arthritis, weekly trips to the doctor, fascination with the weather channel, terrible vision, getting shorter, listening to the tv really loud, wearing socks with sandals, a passion for bingo, cataract surgery and an all around excuse for not making any sense.
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