Outside like a fat kid loves donuts.
like your mom loves anal.
like a priest love boys.
like a lonely chick loves cats.
like your daddy loves porn.
like an alcoholic loves vodka.
like tiny boobs love padded bras.
like a crack whore loves blow.
like a masochist loves pain.
like crabs love pubic hair.
like cows love a vegetarian.
like a dominatrix loves bondage.
like a bulimic loves her finger.
like a proctologist loves ass.