Ripe Cards
you are fucking REALLY old.
Outside
you are not old.

Inside
you're fucking REALLY old. happy birthday.
you are fucking REALLY old.
Model: HB-NOT OLD
$3.00
you're not old. oh wait, yes you are.
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