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wrinkles and mothball smell
Outside
FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE, YOU LOOK GREAT. HONESTLY IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE WRINKLES AND MOTHBALL SMELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE GUESSED YOU WERE SO FUCKING OLD.

Inside
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
wrinkles and mothball smell
Model: WRINKLES
$3.00
you're old and look great... well, sort of...
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