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New Baby
Outside
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW BABY. AS FAR AS BABIES GO, IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF CUTE AND NORMAL LOOKING.

Inside
IS IT YOURS OR DID YOU STEAL IT? EITHER WAY GOOD LUCK... YOU'RE CLEARLY GONNA NEED IT.
New Baby
Model: BABY
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