Ripe Cards
birthdays and butterflies
$3.00
holy shit you're old
$3.00
XMAS santa is fucking stalking you
$3.00
XMAS - santa is into s&m
$3.00
congrats on your divorce. hated him anyway.
$3.00
do you hate him?
$3.00
inspiration
$3.00
happy birthday. whore.
$3.00
old old old old
$3.00
jesus called. he said you're fucking old.
$3.00
pregnant? whore.
$3.00
birthday poem
$3.00
i fucking love you...
$3.00
Mom Said...
$3.00
my mommy can beat up - white kids t-shirt - 2-4T
$8.00
judge yourself not me. - women's black t-shirt
$12.00
ripe cards are direct, honest, edgy, crude, and rude.