Ripe Cards
jesus called. he said you're fucking old.
$3.00
masturbation. thinking of you. (from her)
$3.00
like a fat kid loves donuts...
$3.00
birthday poem
$3.00
anniversary
$3.00
holy shit you're old
$3.00
do you hate him?
$3.00
inspiration (aka
$3.00
happy birthday. bitch.
$3.00
old old old old
$3.00
ripe cards are direct, honest, edgy, crude, and rude.